Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The big fat hairy man is coming

The last few weeks have gone just like an advent calendar, different every day. One day you get a flock of sheep, the next you’re crossing paths with some wise men, and then you get a visit from a jolly fat man. Now we are in the 20-something days, things are getting exciting, with work out of the way and the festivities commencing with food and shorts and coffees and catch ups and just a general great big relieving sigh.

Christmas should be a time for giving, a time for sharing, a time for extra spiders and snakes that could give you a scaring. If Santa does come he’d be best advised to avoid the creepies in the chimney. The thing lying around that looks like an old bike tire will down all seven reindeer in one ho ho ho. Visibility may be reduced by bushfire haze. Best stick to that Northern Hemisphere, where the sleigh is undoubtedly more suited than Eurostar.


For all its otherworldly perversity though, Christmas in Australia has some unique benefits, notably the weather but also some fine fresh food to enjoy, the air-con of the mall making Christmas shopping actually rather appealing, and the longer light evenings in which to gather and sing songs about the weather outside being frightful. It’s not a white Christmas but golden, from the flaming sun to the thirsty earth and, here‘s hoping, the tanned goddesses on Coogee beach.


Like Christmases and end of years everywhere it is a time for reflecting on what has been and what will be but more importantly not worrying about either and just living for the moment. Remembering those we love and loving those we remember and remembering to remember to not remember too much and love the day for the memories it will bring that you will love when you remember them during memory remembrances in the future. It is also about awful use of English language which is supposed to sound meaningful in Christmas cards. And opportunistically linking pictures to some term or word in the text, not that I would do such a thing, I reflected over at the War Memorial the other day.


And if I did, so what, it’s like water off a duck’s back.


And with Christmas cracker quality writing I’d like to grab a cold beer and wish you a wonderful holiday season. After a few days pottering around Canberra and rather enjoying it I’ll be off to Sydney, where the forecast for the big day itself is at best dubious, so no boozy antics getting sunburnt down at Bondi Beach thankfully. There should be brunches, beach bathing, boat trips, bowlers and bushwalks aplenty to look forward to over the next couple of weeks, which may or may not be documented on this very page. For now, farewell, adios, au revoir and a few sausages wrapped in bacon to you all.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Dreaming

It would be fair to say that things have been all a mo go since the last update, and somehow here we are, all smooth skinned and resplendent with Christmas just around the corner. Again, eating Gelatissimo alongside the Christmas decorations in the mall and writing Christmas cards in shorts is still all wrong, but I’m not complaining about the fantastic weather. Just hoping it stays that way come December 18th when work is done and the shorts are permanent.

The sun was out and about in Sydney last week, where I had a couple of days for the love of work, but outside of that thankfully had some morning time to jaunt around the Botanic Gardens and, blissfully touristy, take some time over a flat white perched beside the water at Circular Quay.



Canberra meanwhile has been on its best comfort blanket behaviour, all evening walks and coffee stops and BBQ moments. The hottest November on record hardly conducive to extra facial hair, but compensation aplenty in the extra shorts-wearing capacity it brings







And just in case this hot weather leading up to Christmas seemed too topsy-turvy, a little reminder of Britain was just round the corner, a sign indicating a ‘Terribly British Day’ just around another corner. It ended up being neither British or particularly terrible, just an array of classic cars, of which a larger than average proportion were British. All that there was to do was try out for best Top Gear presenter impression.



And so, just a few more weeks and we will be ready for some prawns on the barbie and a dip in the sea, the quintessential Aussie Christmas. I’m really quite looking forward to it.