Saturday, February 23, 2013

Giving it some wellie for impending doom: Wellington to Auckland


And so onto the north, for a shorter sprint on straighter roads from Wellington to Auckland, via volcanoes, geysers, and hobbits.
A couple of days in Wellington provided a nice city fix, not that Wellington is huge but it provides a rather ample supply of cafes and bars, culture and civic propriety. Of note was the best Thai in town, a plethora of goodies at the national museum, Te Papa, a jaunt up the cable car and down through the Botanic Gardens and a rather chilled hour or so beside the sunny waterfront with drinks, diving, and long lost university friends. I think there was an ice cream in there somewhere too.

The country’s parliament is weird, which probably makes sense given such places are usually filled with weirdoes. Known as the Beehive, Jill rather incisively renamed it the Dalek. I believe a British architect was culpable. Exterminate.
More aesthetically pleasing in my eyes was the big carrot, a few hours up the road after leaving Wellington in the town of Okahune. You’d think they would make more of it, like by selling some carrots or something. A bit of carrot cake maybe. But they don’t and there is not much to do but park the car, take a photo, and move on again.
If you think the carrot is big, then look in the other direction and looming large is Mount Ruapehe, one of three very active volcanoes in the centre of the North Island captured within the magnetic drama of Tongariro National Park. It’s slightly disconcerting to think that the carrot could one day be wiped out by an explosive eruption. Ruapehe, along with Tongariro, are complex volcanoes with multiple vents and craters to let off some steam. The third volcano, Ngauruhoe is of more classical conical structure; ready, no doubt, to blow its top off one day. Fortunately Peter Jackson took a liking to it and used it for Mount Doom, which is infinitely more pronounceable than Nguaruhoe.
 
This entrancing landscape was there to be appreciated on a rare circular walk to Taranaki Falls, which themselves were of distinction in the way they carved a path through the cliffs of what I can only guess are old lava flows. The walk of an hour or so was pleasant and varied, yet purely an entree to the rather large main course coming tomorrow.
Big tramp number five was the final of the trip and the longest and the most challenging. I would like to say that it was the Tongariro Crossing, but it was more Kind of the Tongariro Crossing, which was not a crossing but a Tongariro there and back again. This was thanks to recent volcanic activity on one of the vents of Tongariro, necessitating an exclusion zone for fear of flying rocks and hot ash. Never a dull moment, huh.

The first tough challenge was getting up at 5:30am to get a shuttle bus to the start of the walk. Apparently it was worth it. And for sure it was, not only for the coming of the sun and early morning cloud, light and shadows, but for the relative peace and solitude that was lost in a crowded procession of trampers later in the day. Other early challenges were minor, involving a few lumpy rocks and worn out pieces of track as it followed the haphazard course of a rambling stream.
An hour in, and the stream hit a brick wall, one in which someone had decided to cut a track with many, many steps and switchbacks. Rising some 400 metres in the space of a kilometre, it was a route that warranted many photo stops, just to get a breather. No one said getting to Mount Doom would be easy. And indeed it isn’t, an unmarked side track leading to Ngauruhoe in a vertical scramble over loose rocks. So the main crossing track keeps on and heads over the wide and, pleasingly, flat expanse of the South Crater, a stunning Mars-like landscape of red earth and lifeless dust.
 
This is respite for a final, solid, demanding slog along loose and rocky ground to Red Crater and the highest point on the crossing. If the hard work up isn’t tough enough, the thought that you have to come back down this precipitous melee of volcanic rock and gravel is one to keep you lingering at the top for longer.
And what a feeling it is to be at the highest point of the Tongariro Crossing, with a rewarding ham baguette and crisps. It’s a place where everyone has their photo taken, some seemingly more precariously on the edge of Red Crater than others, as loose gravel continues to give way. Below are views of Blue Lake and Emerald Lakes, off limits due to internal rumblings; beside us, the violent, tormented gash of Red Crater and, back the way we came, the ever magnetic cone of Ngauruhoe rising up from the dead plain of South Crater. The way back again. I wish there were some eagles to take us there.

 
One of the best bits about coming down was that you felt a bit of a champion as others were still grinding their way up, asking you if it was worth it, how far they have got left, whether there is a chairlift available. And you see the procession of trampers which would have been much more annoying to contend with had you started later in the day. The early start also means you finish the track at 12:30, and have the rest of the day to engage in that self-reward pattern of cake, sleep and sausages.
Post-sausage, beans, mushrooms and bread (one of the most satisfying dinners of the trip) there was one final foray out into the world, as the day drew to a close and the volcanic landscape erupted into a fiery red. It even involved a short walk, which I completed twice, returning to the car to move it behind a bush and out of some shots for photos.
 
It appears Mount Ngauruhoe and Mount Tongariro offer New Zealand’s answer to Uluru, as the sinking western sun changes their appearance from brown to golden to copper red. And it glows upon the ridge you crawled up and slid down many hours earlier and which you can still feel in your legs. It is a splendid way to cap off a great day and drift towards tired sleep.
 
The Tongariro Crossing was literally the peak of the North Island and the remaining couple of days were relatively sedate. Not far north from the volcanoes sits Lake Taupo, itself a huge crater lake and, on a day when it was pushing into the high 20s, a rather jolly place to wet one’s feet. Unfortunately around Taupo there is a bit of a Gold Coast feel with heavy fee-charging attractions such as Prawn World, Volcanic Land, Jet Boat heaven, Geyser Land. One attraction – Huka Falls – is free and, despite being heavily laden by coach parties, remains of a magnitude to impress with fast flowing white water pummelling through a narrow chasm.
It was difficult to ignore some of the fee-charging attractions and the final full day in New Zealand encompassed a couple of gems. First, just a little north of Taupo, was the thermal wonderland of Orakei Korako, where a well marked boardwalk led past various volcanic terraces, steaming geysers, boiling pools and dry baked mud pools. Spend some time in the centre of the North Island and you start to get used to seeing pockets of steam rising out of the ground rather randomly; but pause for reflection and you remember just how bizarre and disconcerting this is. Still, nothing blew up while we were there, so I guess that’s some good karma.
Later in the afternoon it was back to where it all began for a small creature with hairy feet, so I inevitably felt at peace on the set of Hobbiton. It’s set on farmland in the pastoral north near Matamata, a town which would have been bypassed ten years back but is now flourishing with nerds and geeks and the simply curious. What could have been tack-a-rama was really quite delightful; the set rebuilt much more sturdily the second time round for The Hobbit movies and the tour leisurely, informative, funny, charming. Going later in the day, as the sun swings into the west, there were just a handful of others to poke around hobbit holes, sniff around the gardens, and sup ale at The Green Dragon, a pub which should provide a blueprint for all pubs built in the southern hemisphere.
It was a huge undertaking for what amounts to something like 40 minutes of movie footage, but the attention to detail was staggering. Different sized hobbit holes were used to create perspective, along with duplicate sets to make Gandalf look big and hobbits small. Real plants and vegetables and miniature apple trees flourished in the gardens and allotments. Small clothes flapped in the breeze out on washing lines. And on a warm, pleasant afternoon, as the sun lowers, and ale warms further, you could appreciate why this was all worth saving.
 
And that practically completes a tale of New Zealand, going there and back again. It was tremendous and could have happily continued indefinitely, but time passes and Australia looms. The weather was truly astonishing and only served to highlight the many natural wonders around every corner of the fish and canoe. Sunny walks and refreshing ice creams as the order of the day can only result in happy times. It’s big, overbearing cousin has a lot to live up to.

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